it is good having a girlfriend called Ruby bcos u can make all the best jokes like
- "well aren’t u just a pRECIOUS GEM"
- u can sing that fucking awful KaISER CHIEFS song 2 her always
- "Roobius Pip"
- "Pokemon omegAD RUBY"
- in skyrim u can find a flawless ruby and go “look bae i found u”
- "is it short for Rubella bcos ur making me irritated and itchy"
all these smooth jokes can be made and i can assure u she loVES them all
this is what i have to deal with